It's like a 12 step distraction program

I've broken up with Stephanie Plum.  Cold turkey.  I had to stop.  I was beginning to think everyone was carrying a gun, and that my car may explode.

I've been trying to stay busy in an effort to keep from slinking back to girly detective adventures. 

 I've organized a helicopter training facility. 

Three Pigs, three radio control helicopters, and 15 minute at a time flying adventures.  These little choppers are amazing at inducing hysterical bouts of laughter.

Shopping is always a good distracting.

I thought, maybe, it was time to upgrade from slippers and leave the house once in awhile.

I was also tempted by this...

It's a Weasley Sweater!  Made by Tommy Hilfiger. It is possible that the H stands for Hilfiger, but that's stupid, we all know it's a Weasley Sweater. I've always wanted a Weasley sweater and thought the kids were all prats about not wanting to wear them, but I get it now.  That H is cool, but, I don't know if I can seriously wear that.

I passed on the sweater.  But I did manage to get this tiny new oven. 

It's small, because it's so mystical

Now I'm so distracted I can barely do anything but Pin things on Pinterest to match my oven and organize the kitchen!  Don't go there!  Resist! Resist!

Another technique I've been using to stay off the pulp fiction is that old standby knitting!  Yes, knitting can help.  Unless you do the whole audio book thing, or have the balance and agility to read and knit.  I don't have that ability, so it's cool. 

It's possible the knitting is going well, but the personal hygiene is suffering.  I know, I know, it also needs sleeves.  Don't fret!  I am avoiding doing dishes, so that sweater should have sleeves by tonight!

But really, I do need to stop by the library...