So I go into this Construction Place* and scared the crap out of the lady there. No, I wasn't all in my zombie slaying garb, and I wasn't acting assertive like I do at 4 way stops.
She was just surprised I was there. She was all "ok, what do you want?" I said "construct, build or design a 4th bedroom on our house." That my friend, is not what they do. They only work in commercial construction. I laughed and said "oh, then can you build a pole building in my back yard to keep my kids in?" She asked me what size I needed.
Then random other guy popped his head out and he was all "I've got what you need." Sadly, that Biz Markie song has been in my head ever since.
His relative does residential construction and he gave me the info for Construction Place.* This is how I get stuff done, completely randomly.
If you'd like to offer random suggestions, as you can see, I'm open to them.
*Names were changed to protect the Construction Places.