The Ogre heard there was a huge, I mean HUGE, zombie outbreak at the mall. So of course, we had to go check it out. For the record, Sears is where you want to go to stock up on your zombie slaying equipment. I was never so proud as when Pig 3 slammed a hunch backer in a front loading washing machine. It's totally cool, because now the washer has slight damage and will be sold at a discounted price.
While at the mall having our adventures, which included a dance party, a dance fight, and a new belt, I saw an amazing thing. YES! Something more amazing than Pig 3 and the washer! A lady walked by wearing what appeared to be a hand knit hat. I looked closer and thought "hey, that's the Hurricane Hat pattern!
"HEY! That is my hat!!!"
She was stylishly wearing hers inside out. Or, I didn't weave in all the ends and she was hiding them.