Computer savvy I am not.
Instead of hooking the new computer into our wireless network-I killed our entire internet set up.
This is very similar to the Pigs giving each other "self inflicted" haircuts. I tell them "only trained professionals are allowed to cut your hair. Are you a trained professional?"
Now my own words are biting me in the ass. I am not allowed to touch computer-y stuff again, because I am not a trained professional.
Where can I become a hair cutting, computer genius, knitting wiz, assassin. I think that's what was going on with the whole Bauhaus thing.