Today I found myself sitting in a room with a bunch of strangers, not thinking "how do I get myself into this crap?" But "How do I always end up doing weird shit?"
I took a test to be a 2010 Government Census Taker this afternoon. It was really very much like the test scene from Men in Black. When asked why we were there I was tempted to yell out "Second Lieutenant, Jake Jenson. West Point. Graduate with honors. We're here because you are looking for the best of the best of the best, sir!"
So, I took the test, it was fun, and afterward I pushed a lady's car out of a slick spot. Yes, yes, always there to help. I really need to start wearing a black suit, I make this look.
What I make look good is the helping people.