Friday, May 30, 2008

Please Support Me! I'm Walking Sunday!!!




Registration starts at noon and the Kidney Walk officially begins at 1pm on Sunday, June 1st at the Children's Garden at Leila Arboretum in Lovely Battle Creek, Michigan.



26 Million people have chronic kidney disease and another 20 million are at risk. The NKF's Kidney Walk presents an occasion for dialysis patients, organ transplant recipients, donor families, living donors, the medical communities, and the general public to celebrate LIFE and support the Foundation's mission.


The NKF's Kidney Walks are designed to help people understand the need for early detection of kidney disease.














In addition to raising funds for research and help for patients and their families, the Kidney Walk is a great way to bring the community together!


I am asking you to help by supporting my fundraising efforts with a donation. Your tax-deductible gift will make a difference in the lives of many!

It is faster and easier than ever to support this great cause - you can make your donation online by simply clicking on the link at the bottom of this message.


Any amount, great or small, helps in the fight. I greatly appreciate your support and will keep you posted on my progress.


Plus, after the walk I'm giving my kidney and my liver something to filter...beer!










Official Snb, Really, The Zombie Prom Date Knitters

Why are these lovely Zombie Prom Date Knitters laughing?



Because Questionable Fashion strikes again!


I thought I was looking pretty sweet! I had my Daily Dose of fiber ravelry shirt on, my floral skirt, my birks, flashing some ink, sporting a hand made beanie, what was funny? As noted by Mel, all I needed was my gun and my Clyde.

Who made the lovely beanie I was sporting? Marty!
I tore out the hat I was making for him. He's a damn knitting savant. He's knit 2, and working on another Afghan for Afghans and I've ripped out 2. Yeah.

It might be the 3 Pigs, all the dinners I burn, the zombie slaying and the job thing. I quit the job. I ain't quitting you fire alarm!

What's going on here? Even when Spinsanity knits, she spins.

Actually, she's doing two socks, magic loop and they were being unwieldy, she was spinning them back into submission.

As a side note, the yarn she's using, hand dyed, hand spun, hand knit into socks. Yeah.

Kristin! She came back! She liked us! Or she's still out of breath from running a super fast 5k!

She even recommended a hairstylist so I can get sweet hair like hers! Maybe then I won't need to wear a hat all damn summer!

Really, the Ogre goes to his Ogrehood stylist, Victor (no, not Igor) in South freaking Bend, Indiana. OUT OF STATE, to get his hair cut. So this whole hair stylist thing is a touchy subject around Casa de Ogre.



Did you know Em is now dying fiber? Yeah, it's so lovely, I had to buy it, then taste it.

It's pretty good. Like candy, cotton candy. Ok, it's actually wool, but dang it's pretty.

These two, still laughing. Why? Zombie Prom Date Knitters are a laugh riot! Did you know we are also an OFFICIAL Stitch N Bitch? O-fficial.


Want to join us? Then show up! Don't know how to knit? Want to try...someone will throw some instruction your way.

Want to spin? For the love of whatever you hold holy, don't ask me for help. I don't know what I'm doing. I just like to watch the fluff turn into wonky string. It's pretty. Ask someone who doesn't have their tongue sticking out and a look of extreme concentration or wearing Bonnie Parker's last stand outfit.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

You could be part of Awesome!

Remember when I knit the Briar Rose Retro Cardi?



Then the Hope Lodge opened and we made Cancer Capes?



Then Magically the two were joined into one awesome venture by the very brilliant Kim





Do you need caught up? I used Briar Rose Fibers for my Retro Cardi and couldn't shut up about how much I loooove the colors and the fibers and Chris and basically it was all "briarrosebriarroseroseroserose...BRIAR ROSE FIBERS IS AWESOME"



Then I heard about the Hope Lodge and how Pam Roach was asking for help to make sure that each person who uses the Hope Lodge gets a Prayer Shawl to take home with them.



Something about my loud mouth and rallying of the Zombie Prom Date Knitters for the shawl drive ended up with me working with other actual talented knitters and designers on the


I was asked if I would help out by knitting 4 squares for an afghan that would be made out of Briar Rose Fibers yarn, specially dyed for the project by Chris!!! How could I say no.


Well, I had to also write up the pattern I used for the 4 squares. A new challenge! Cool! (eek)


My fancy one is the one with the pocket. How do you get the chance to win this great beauty?



DONATE! When you donate, you are entered into the drawing for the afghan that I made. By donating you get a chance at a bit of history!

Yes, someday I may be famous, famous in the same way Paris Hilton is, "that's hot" you know for my mouth (that can be taken so many ways)

Soo, what trouble has my loud mouth gotten me into lately?

It volunteered me to do spinning demos after the Grange 4th of July Parade

I don't know how to spin



Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Zombie Expert! In Kalamazoo (No, it's not me)

Soo, we're there right? In full Zombie Prom Date Knitter Uniform!

This information was taken from the Kalamazoo Public Library Site:

Meet Zombie Expert Max Brooks
Date: Wednesday June 4 2008
Time: 6pm - 8pm
Description: Learn how to survive zombie attacks from Max Brooks, the preeminent authority on dispatching zombies.


The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead, Max Brooks’ first book, is the result of his tireless search for both the living dead and ways to eradicate them. The investigation took him to over 30 countries and territories in Europe, Russia, Latin America, the Caribbean, the Arctic and Sub-Saharan Africa.
His latest release, World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War, tells the story of the world’s desperate battle against the zombie threat with a series of first-person accounts “as told to the author” by various characters around the world. A Booklist review proclaims Max Brooks’ World War Z “A horror fan’s version of Studs Terkel’s The Good War. The interviews and personal accounts capture the universal fear of the collapse of society.” According to USA Today, Zombie War “Possesses more creativity and zip than entire crates of other new fiction titles. Think Mad Max meets The Hot Zone...Creepy but fascinating.” In the near-future of Brooks’ novel, the Zombie War serves as a stand-in for pandemic scares, Katrina, tsunamis, earthquakes, or terrorism – basically any of the recent catastrophes that remind us how fragile civilization is beneath the surface.

About Max Brooks Born in New York City in 1972, the only son of Mel Brooks and Anne Bancroft, Brooks’s introduction to the living dead began with a traumatic childhood incident, an incident he still refuses to discuss.
Brooks has devoted much of his life to the study and development of anti-ghoul security. He is, at present, the leading Western student in the Afro-Caribbean martial art of Mkunga-Lalem, the world's oldest and most effective anti-ghoul fighting skill. After working for the B.B.C. in Great Britain and East Africa, Brooks began writing The Zombie Survival Guide. A former writer for Saturday Night Live, he lives in New York City with his wife, Michelle and his miniature dachshund, Maizey.
Location:
Central Library
Address:
315 S. Rose St.
Phone:
553-7881

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Tuesday, May 27, 2008

So Much Awesome, One Great Day! 6-14



June 14th!!!


It's pretty self explanatory, and really, we do it all the tim


Look! A New Recruit! ................. Plus Lizardbaby from Wisconsin!!!











but darn it, if there's a day to do it together, I'm going to do it with you. In the most Public Snotty Way Possible with 3 Pigs and an Ogre in Tow of Course at the...






Apparently only one person in the last 27 years of this event has bothered to take a photo of this event and post it on the internet. Well friends, that's about to change. Yeah.





Saturday, June 14, 2008
7:00 - 11:00 am, Pancake breakfast at South County Fire Station
8:00 - 10:30 am, Breakfast & donuts at the Vicksburg Community Center
9:00 am - 3:00 pm, Secretary of State Mobile Branch Office
9:00 am - 4:00 pm Old Car Festival, 3:30 car trophies awarded
9:00 am - 4:00 pm Vicksburg Historic Museum open with Steam & gas engine show
9:30 am - 4:00 pm Arts & Crafts Show in Clark Park
10:00 am - 3:00 pm Live Entertainment
10:00 am - 3:00 pm Ice Cream Social at Vicksburg United Methodist Church (VUMC)
11:00 am - 3:00 pm Vicksburg Education Association BBQ Chicken dinner at VUMC







Big News from Tanya's Totes!! Grand Opening on WWKIP DAY!!

Tanya's Totes


I have a grand opening of my new storefront on June 14th, 9:00am - 4:00pm in Vicksburg, Mi


625 W Prairie Street, to be exact! Hope to see you there


Why is this so exciting? Because I'm going to get a custom Holly tote made up!! Yep! Fashioned after the bag I've been carrying around for the last 15 years.




Plus Tanya is AWESOME. She has more fabric than most of us have yarn. It's sick. But in a roll around in it way.


Don't worry, you can still order from her on line. Just hit the link No, the Holly bag is not currently available, but I'm sure it will be soon.






Where else will I be causing havoc? Bobby's Drive In of course. I'll need me a malted, or a rootbeer float, heck probably both after all my Knitting in Public or KIP, and explaining what I'm doing. Also saying "NO" to Pig 2 constantly.

















Sooo, ZPDKs does this sound like the thing to do? You know the Ogre won't last long around this many people. Want to meet up? We'd fit right in at the Historic Village. I think they have spinning demos...and sheep. Plus it's right across the street from Bobby's...

Monday, May 26, 2008

Oh, so Photoy

Ok, Amy got me for this one and it's super fun!!! You should do it!

Here's the deal, you have to answer the questions using only pictures or graphics, no words.

1. What is your current relationship status?




2. What is your current mood?


3. What is your favorite band/singer?



4. What is your favorite movie?



5. What kind of pets do you have?


6. Where do you live?


Pamela Wynne Flint Knits

7. Where do you work?

8. Who do you look like?




9. What do you drive?

10. What did you do Saturday?

11. What did you do Sunday?

13. What's your favorite TV Show?

14. Describe yourself....

15. What's your favorite candy?
Rock it out...

Saturday, May 24, 2008

almost june, here's the scoop

I know you are outside working on your lawn, drinking mojitos and watching the neighbors work on theirs.

1. What the heck are you knitting?

I am knitting the Blot Out the Sun Hat for Marty, aka the frogged Sun Bonnet.

2. Remember the New Year's Resolution Contest? We were going to have an update in June?

Well, it's almost June!
So, here's a refresher for my resolutions:

1. Try to live more like Einstein, and Ghandi, and Buddha.

2. Learn Spanish from someone other than Dora the Explorer.

3. With each knitting lesson, one free zombie slaying. But not if the zombie is spotted at night, or when it's cold out. Oh heck, or if it's too early in the morning, let's be reasonable here, I'm not Buffy the Vampire Slayer, she lives in Ohio.

4. Eat more veggies. Wait, that's number 1.Ah ha! Help the Pigs to eat more veggies!! That whole candy and mud thing from last year back fired a wee bit and now the Pigs think they are entitled to non stop junk. Well the "better prepared nicer" Mom stops December 31st, and the "have a freaking apple" Mom starts Jan 1. Yeah.

5. I plan to start drinking more and making an ass of myself. I figure the Ogre should have some fun this next year too.



I failed at all of these! Even #5. I've been drinking less. Oh, the humanity. So, time for updates on your resolutions and then a random drawing.

3. Kidney Walk!!! June 1st! That's next weekend people! If you haven't donated, please take the time to visit my National Kidney Foundation Donation Site. Why? It's funny, and sad, and well, I'm the Team Captian and it will suck to show up with the least number of donations.

Plus, I'm walking in Battle Creek, if I don't bring cash, the BC Police might chase me down and shoot me like a black bear.

(side note: I do NOT think this is funny. I think this was handle poorly, stupidly and is a complete embaressment to Battle Creek, the BC Police and pretty much the whole state of Michigan. Have you ever heard of tranq guns? We have a zoo in the county.)

4. If you dare come to the Creek, on Friday June 6th

Home Grange 129
B dr South -(about 4 miles east off of M66) and 9 and 1/2 mile road
Battle Creek, MI

June Chicken BBQ!!!
Potato Salad
1/2 a BBQ Chicken
Veggies
Sweet Pickles
Awesome Dessert

Food 4:30-7

Friday, May 23, 2008

Skullcrusher Mountain

Friends, this is Jonathon Coultron's video for Skullcrusher Mountain. Jonathon, these are friends. Don't eat the friends.

Sadly, I am the only blogger not able to post youtube crap...here's the link-go now.

(The empty space...code. Code for youtube video that is not showing up. Yeah.

So yeah, I wonder if we could get past his henchmen to find out if he knits. Or if we could get him to play a Zombie Prom Date Event?

Either way, the songs that I am singing, they're his. When I'm giggling, it's because of this. Oh hell, I might be giggling you dropped some stitches while knitting, but I'll pretend it's because of JoCo.

He really needs Tom Sullivan to do some art work for him. Two master minds of awesome.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Spinsanity's got new Stock!!! New Stock!!!

Please, save me from myself. Check out the new spindles Spinsanity put up at her etsy shop:
Tribal, love, harmony...

Floral, electric blue...hypnotic
Square!!

She's even got a radioactive one! It's RADIOACTIVE!!! Science and fiber?? Be still my heart.

I wonder if Marie Curie will order it?

Sun Bonnet, Ravens, Drive Ins-It all Ties in...

The sun bonnet is never more. I hear ravens in the background, knock, knock, knocking at my door, with their horrible beak and their creepy claws screeching, "Really, a grown man in a sun bonnet? Good call frogging it. Now where's the frog?"

Problem is, since the Zombie Prom Date Knitters are so good at teaching people to overcome their fears, (in knitting and using household items as weapons against the monsters of the world) Marty is now working on his own Blot Out the Sun Hat.

This is probably for the best considering I am on round two with no success and well, his first hat ever, turned into a hat.




Something about gauge, and swatching and pattern. Which is funny because I taught him all that stuff.




So, I've been thinking about knitting more than I have actually been knitting. What have I been thinking about?



How sweet I will look in this shirt:








Did you realize Rainn Wilson was such a big knitter? Neither did I?











Oooh, look! The Traditional Danish Tie Shawl from Spin-Off Spring 2008. I even have some hand spun in orange from the talented Lora. Ok, she thought it was ugly, I thought it was gorgeous, and well, yeah I'm going to mix it with green and make it the snottiest shawl the world has ever seen!! It may blind you, or make the blind see again.




Ok, and I cast on for Mart's new hat, and well, it will be plain, and useful, and, and, merely a hat. Which, I for some reason have problems with. I really wanted it to be awesome.




What else has happened since the weekend?




I, with help, learned how to:



Change air filter



Take break get *malteds, hot dogs, chili cheese fries, rootbeer, put half of malted into rootbeer make rootbeer float. You know because my ass needs to be bigger.


Change oil


Change spark plugs-correctly measure the arc with the cool tool



If we could only get the blade off, Miguel would be the sharpest lawn boy on the block.




*Break food provided by Bobby's Drive In











Oh, I know you have tears in your eyes now.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Like Paul Harvey said, here's The Rest of the Story

hThe Bridal Party had a thoughtfully blocked a group of rooms at The Inn on Ferry Street



It's a whole block of redone houses, all swanked out. It's on the same block as the DIA and provides shuttle service to places within 5 miles...FREE! Hello romatic Tigers Getaway Weekend.





What's this a photo of? I pull out my camera to document the moment, and promptly fell down. Yeah. On the stairs while walking up the lovely front porch to go check in.







So, shall we call this..... "Holly's Grand Entrance"

This was not part of the Inn, but was part of the neighborhood. Nice view.



Not the Detroit you normally think of, eh? That's the point! Matt and Kristin are the official Amabassadors of this lovely city! I was just a member of the Ferry St Beautification Society.



Yep, I was picking up trash in Detroit. Be the change people, be the change.



Then it was off to the Gem


in our fancy dress...
and gangsta poses


for what turned out to be the most beautiful wedding. It was thoughtful and sweet and just the nicest way to start a life together. I was really happy to be there to see it.



If you would like another write up please go to TracyB's write up. She got really good photos of the Bride and Groom, and the cake too! That cake! Lovely!


I was at the rowdy table, and pinned between a pole and the servers station to keep me away from the camera guy. Baby was indeed sent to the corner. Where was Patrick Swayze?









I made sort of an ass of myself pre rum and coke right in front of the camera and sound guy early on and was basically sent to the corner. It had something to do with the Groom, and flowers and being the official fluffer. Yeah.



Sure there was lot's of naughty stuff, but what's the deal with I'm finally old enough?







My cousins who are slightly older than me, (but now we're all 29, so they must know Einstein too) all got sand dollar necklaces from my Grandma one summer. I was like 7 and I didn't get one and I cried, and cried, and cried. Until Saturday, I pouted about it, and really, really wanted a sand dollar necklace, and kept quietly waiting until I would be old enough to get mine.

Well, turns out, I am now old enough!! I am a big girl cousin now!!!


Look! We listened to cool music and built a float for Prom!!







Do you think they'll know this gift is from Family De Ogre just by looking?







Then, because to get from the left side of the state to the right side of the state you have to pass the middle of the state, we ended up here...



Look, they had a dumpster with hookers' legs in it!



High quality Spinsanity Spindles!


Then we had to get food, because I was getting, well cranky. We stopped at a Mancino's and the girl was all "it's not the same as the other Maninco's."

Like this one's crap, and the other places are good. We didn't care. We had a long weekend filled with family, fun, falling down, laughing, joy, tears, a failed trip into the wardrobe, a failed trip up the stairs, and a new love of Detroit. Those sandwiches could have tasted like ass and we would have ate them with a smile, as long as there was mayo. We ain't no ketchup eatin' yankees.











Monday, May 19, 2008

preview


Pre coffee............................................The outfit


Finally old enough




The famous, the lovely...TracyB!!!!

More later...gotta mow the prairie





Saturday, May 17, 2008

Of Course I'm ready



(I'm as ready as the guy on the right)

Coffee made-drank and extras in the carafe!

Directions-printed by the Ogre and near the door

Packed-well, who really packs until the last minute?

Dress ironed-still looking for the iron

Gift, wrapped-the gift has been arranged, and brought into the house, but may currently be missplaced. The wrapping paper is really pretty though.

Emergency knitting that will have to be frogged because I will drink too much-IN THE CAR

Friday, May 16, 2008

Once More, with Feeling

I have to do this quick before the angry horde gets here. No, I'm not talking about the zombies. My zone's clear. I'm talking about the garage sale people.

I don't have much to sell. So I tell this lie, "Oh, I had sooo much stuff earlier, but I sold like everything! I had to condense it to these 2 tables! I know amazing, right?"


All lies! All I ever really had to sell was a bed. The bed is gone, baby, gone. Today is just an excuse to sit in the front lawn, work on Marty's sun bonnet and drink coffee. Today's sale is going to much more awesome than yesterday's.

Plus, did you see what I got at Nautical Yarn?

Berroco Norah Gaughan!
Do you think her name sounds like cat barf? Or am I just jealous of her awesome?




I got other stuff too, but I don't want you to be jealous of my awesome.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Zombie Survival

The people who think they are "survivalists" haven't taken theft into account after the break down of governmental and social structures or they are just being idealistic dreamers.

Let's be realistic! When the Zombie Uprising comes, it's not going to be a cute fun camping trip people. I'm going to go into your zombie momma's house, smash her Precious Moments Collection out of spite, scoff at her instant coffee and steal her hooch. That's how I'm going to survive.

So while you are packing your water filtration kit, and rolling up your sleeping bags look behind you, what's that noise? Yeah, that's the 4 zombies that are about to eat the Abercrombie & Fitch hat that you call a brain.

Me? I'm tipping back some rum. Gotta leave a little room to push the rag in.

Garage Sale

Boring. Hate it.

I'm closing up shop and taking my crap to Goodwill. I'm worth more than $0.25 an hour. I'd rather eat a pound of asparagus and have smelly pee for 2 days.


When I left to take Pig 3 to school I put a sign on my money box that said

BACK AT NOON

HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY
No one bought anything or even had the decency to steal my crap. I still have a driveway full of crap.
I'm closing shop. I'm going to mow the lawn.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Stitches Midwest Bus Trip Info & How to Sass Up a Wedding

Important Knitting News!!!!

The K2 knitting guild is sponsoring a bus trip to Stitches Midwest in Schaumburg, Illinois on Friday August 22nd. The cost is $42 and includes admission to the marketplace.

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE A GUILD MEMBER! If you would like more info, I can give you the email of the person in charge of this event. Or if you are a Ravelry member, please go to the Kalamazoo Knitting board.


Yes, that does say Friday. For those of you with active employment, please schedule this day off now.


For those of you wondering if I will be attending, I will not. I will be stinking it up somewhere in the wilds of upper, lower Michigan. That's right, I'll be in the woods with the Pigs again.

Hello, Summer! Pigs Over Fiber. That's my gang. P.O.F.



I'm going to knit a bandana out of cotton. It's going to have the letters P O F , Three Pig Faces,
then a Sheep, and it's going to be my summer doo rag. Aaaahhhhh, yeah.


Hey this weekend is it! What it you ask? My wonderful cousin Matt and the fabulous Kristinknits are getting married this weekend!

(I made them pose like they didn't like each other) (They really do)


My Fab Outfit



Don't worry, I got fresh new white socks. Plus Maureen had the great idea to replace the regular chucks laces with white ribbon to sassy the converse up. This is a wedding after all.


Promise Loads of Photos...




Next Month: Another wonderful Wedding! Different People...

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

What AM I knitting????

Well, what am I knitting?

Sun Bonnet for Marty.

Ok, that's not a good way to start.

In theory I'm knitting a hat for Marty.





It's a hat in the tradition of Snotty Foliage, but manly, for Marty, to protect his noggin from the sun. Sun Bonnet?

Pattern?

Well, I, well, was doing this amazing pattern that's going to be

THE NEXT BIG THING
but I got distracted while camping and forgot to start working on the actual pattern and well, instead of doing the ribbing, it just kept getting bigger and well, rounder and plainer and Sun Bonnet.
It's Chin Straps away from a Sun Bonnet. If it turns out pretty, I'll write up a pattern.

Scientific Experiment-Mono Loco this one's yours

I did a scientific experiment last night. I ate roughly 1 pound of asparagus to see if it does in fact change the smell of a human's urine.

Here are my conclusions:

I did not eat enough of the sample in previous experiments.

If a person eats asparagus until they feel like they are going to barf they're urine will smell green.

This will be exciting upon first urination.

Still mildly amusing at second passing of urine.

Third time, it loses it's charm.

The morning after eating 1 pound of asparagus, it is possible for certain human's to excrete the smell of asparagus from every pore of their body.

First cheese now asparagus. What food can I torture my family with next?

Monday, May 12, 2008

This One's for the Ogre, the Pigs and Marty

The Mighty Snotty Campers



Ok, I don't know if you can call us campers, really, because this is where we stayed...

The MINI CABIN!
The Ogre's feet over hang the bunk by, eh, about 2 feet. That's not only a funny, funny play on words, but also the sad truth.


Family bonding by the outhouse.........the river..........famed walking tree




TOWN

House of Flavors! Nautical Yarn!! Inside Nautical Yarn!!


Cheese as big as his head!


CAMP

Snotty Smokey Knitting


One of the Pigs said "This is the best vacation ever!" A little tear swelled up in my eye...

then I let them rest. I thought after those kind words, they deserved it.


Fishing. We fished. I caught a large mouth bass. Sure it's not bass season, but I did catch one.

Pig 1 caught a fish, Pig 2 caught a fish, and even the Ogre caught a fish.

What about Pig 3 you ask? Well he did catch something. He caught on that he had no bait and that without that he wasn't going to catch any fish.

He's little, he might poke his, mine or hell, your eye out. Besides, I happily fished bait and hook free for years. Although I'm pretty sure I never figured it out. Hey, we at least gave him a real fishing pole and a bobber. He was set up, he got to practice casting.

Oh, I kept asking the boys if they wanted me to cast on for them. Ooops. I do have to say, I'm really good at it. Casting, on, out. Either. Whatever you need. Good. At it. Yeah.

If you're going to stay in a mini cabin, why not order a freaking pizza and pick up a few brews?


Go ahead, say I shouldn't drink beer and camp. But if the campers at 233 can bring their genetically engineered half dog half deform spawn of satan, than beer should be handed out by the rangers. Yeah. Beer all around.


Oh, yeah, so way is my family running ahead of me? I ate the left over pizza, without the help of lactaid. I stunk. Look at them run! It wasn't really that bad.



4 miles later...still at the back.


The one bad thing about camping...

NO MOCHAS!


I got one at The Book Mark. Formerly known as Read-Mor . Thank you Dude at Book Mark!
I will never drink recycled robot ass instant "coffee" again. Gag, barf. French press next time. French press.

Did I have an Excellent Mother's Day? Bill and Ted would play air guitar for how excellent it was.