I'm closing up shop and taking my crap to Goodwill. I'm worth more than $0.25 an hour. I'd rather eat a pound of asparagus and have smelly pee for 2 days.
When I left to take Pig 3 to school I put a sign on my money box that said
BACK AT NOON
HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY
No one bought anything or even had the decency to steal my crap. I still have a driveway full of crap.
I'm closing shop. I'm going to mow the lawn.
1 comments:
That is hilarious. No one even stole your stuff?!? If it makes you feel any better, I certainly would have come by and stolen stuff if I lived in the vicinity. OK?
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